Business Plan Snooker

Is this a great business plan?

I will breed rats and train them to come to me when I play a pipe. Later let them go in the Chinese resturant in time for “The year of the rat”. Tell Mr Ding the owner you may be snookered but I can sort out his ‘Problem’. Play my pipe and the rats follow me. I get my rats back for the next resturant and Mr Dings cheque for £500 made out to the Pied piper.

While you do have an excellent business plan, there are several things I suggest you do to maximize your profits.
First off, there is no reason to breed your own rats. The cost of feed and health costs can cut deeply into your net return.
I tried the same thing myself in New York and found that all I really needed was a single trained rat. He would lead the rest.
While my business was very successful, I decided to augment my profit, and customer base, by adding an additional service.
You want real profit? Let me tell you, you can’t beat cockroaches.
Not only are they readily available and easily replenished, the actions you have to perform are much quicker and simpler that having to play some flute.
All you have to do is convince Mr. Ding that you can eliminate his roach infestation.
Now, get the check first. Then walk in and TURN ON THE LIGHTS!
PAYDAY!!!!

Everything You Need to Know About the News Today: 1st May 2009

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