Business Plan Lloyds Tsb
Why won’t Barclays give me a Career Development Loan……………?
I’ve been a loyal Barclays customer for ages, and lately I’ve run up some big debts.
To get out of it, I spent months putting together a business plan that would clear my debts in no time.
But the bank manager was having none of it, saying that they don’t give loans for penis extensions to people wanting to break into the adult movie industry.
I told him I need a longer weapon for this work, but he just laughed and said that if I wanted to be hung like a black horse then I should go have a word with Lloyds TSB.
I said I’m neigh doing that and galloped off in disgust.
Funny! 
So funny that I just gave you a star, my first one since I joined!!
Growing Business Growth Clinic: Revising Business Plans
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